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FAQ
📍 Where are you located?
USA, baby. Every tee is printed, packed, and shipped from an American facility that smells like fresh PR's and pre-workout. No overseas shipping delays, no mystery warehouses, just domestic dominance.
📦 Will I get a tracking number?
Absolutely. The second your order leaves the building, we'll hit you with a tracking code. You'll be refreshing that page more than you check your form in the mirror.
📏 What size should I get?
Check the size chart on each product page—it's there for a reason (unlike your leg day excuses).
Stuck between two sizes? Here's the move: Pick the size you'd wear to a post-workout buffet when you're bloated and proud. If you like a tighter fit for maximum muscle display, size down. If you prefer room to breathe (and sneak in extra meals), size up.
When in doubt, go bigger. Nobody ever complained about a comfortable gym shirt.
👕 What materials do you use?
Soft-as-sin 100% ring-spun cotton. It's tough enough to survive your ego lifts but gentle enough that you won't chafe like you're wearing sandpaper.
This isn't that scratchy garbage that shrinks after one wash. This is the good stuff—holds its shape, keeps its color, and actually gets softer over time. Like your muscles, but in reverse.
🔄 What's your return policy?
Don't love it? We'll make it right within 30 days. Sizing issues, print defects, or you just changed your mind—hit up our support team and we'll sort it out. We want you repping our gear with confidence, not buyer's remorse. Just keep the tags on and don't deadlift in it first. We can't resell sweaty tees (for obvious reasons).